For those of us afflicted with praise dependency here are some long overdue ‘ribbons for adult accomplishments’ from artist, Brittany Powell.

First Place: Setting the Clock on the Microwave

Champion: Refraining from Using Your Cell Phone While Driving

Champion: Finishing this Month’s Book Club Book

First place: Toilet Aim

Champion: Tupperware Drawer Organizer

Best: Cat-Bathing Skills

Champion: Afghan Knitter

Champion: Refraining from Using Sarcasm on the Customers

First Place: Fastest Dishwasher Emptier

Champion: Scrapbooker

Best: Parallel Parking in Town 

2nd Place: Pop Tart Toasting

Something to hang beside your children’s gold stars?